tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32306807563530258122024-02-21T08:16:24.893-08:00Eddie's Word TurningsWritings, musings, and humor of Eddie SnipesEddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-47556089434209278662011-05-09T20:53:00.000-07:002011-05-09T20:53:23.144-07:00Blog has been moved.This blog was moved to a permanent location. You can read current postings at <a href="http://www.eddiesnipes.com/">http://www.eddiesnipes.com</a>.<br />
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New helps and tips article is posted every Tuesday. Various postings will magically appear as I get the urge to throw something online.Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-54322673456140161142010-12-09T10:28:00.000-08:002010-12-09T10:28:44.343-08:00Authentic LeadershipTeaching my kids the meaning of true leadership is a challenge in a culture where poor examples get kudos, and<img align="right" alt="Alone" border="1" height="141" src="http://photolibrary.usap.gov/AntarcticaLibrary/MidThumbs/REDALIEN.JPG" title="Alone" width="213" /> honor is overlooked. Politicians lead by observing trends, and running ahead of the crowd. Celebrities and athletes gain popularity through public displays of immorality and foolish choices. Businesses exalt employees who conform to the current mindset, and sacrifice honesty for gain. These arenas rarely provide examples of authentic leadership; in fact, most examples of leadership are from those who lead by following the trend of the moment.<br />
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When my kids were young, they followed a boy who led the group into mischief. They excused their behavior by saying, “Everyone was doing it.”<br />
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This is the worst possible excuse. I explained, “A true leader does what is right, even if they have to stand alone.”<br />
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Elijah stood alone, and became an enemy of the state. Jeremiah stood alone, and lamented over the scorn he had to endure. Those who hated Jeremiah said that he was a discourager and weakened the hand of the people, yet, seventy-years later, the people found encouragement from the words of Jeremiah as they waited for restoration from the Lord.<br />
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Anyone can follow the shifting mindset of the culture, but leaders stand as lights anchored to truth as they point to the right way. An authentic leader influences others to stand upon the word of God, but they also accept that they may rarely find glory on this side of eternity. It is easy to follow the counterfeit leadership the culture praises. Few, however, have the courage to stand in the face of criticism.<br />
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Some churches are abandoning truth, and critical of those who will not sway. This trend confronted Dietrich Bonhoeffer, a German Lutheran pastor who participated in the German Resistance Movement against Nazism. He spoke before an auditorium of pastors and criticized the church’s cooperation with Hitler. As he spoke, pastors walked out in protest. By the end of the speech, he addressed an empty auditorium. Despite his many shortcomings, history testifies in favor of this man’s willingness to stand for what was right.<br />
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All leaders are motivated by something, whether it is the desire for praise, the desire for gain, fear of rejection, or eternal truth. A Charismatic leader may influence others, but an authentic leader does what is right regardless of consequences. In the end, a leader’s success is measured, not by the number of followers gained, but based on the truth upon which they stand.<br />
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Martin Luther, while being tried for his faith, pointed to the scriptures and uttered the famous words, “Here I stand, I can do no other.” His faithfulness to truth inspired many to return to the word of God. Our ultimate example is Christ, whose life testified to His words. Let us lead by standing on truth as we look to the Author and Finisher of our faith. We are all leaders, if we stand upon truth, and do what is right.<br />
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Eddie Snipes <br />
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'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:<br />
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT<br />
ABBOTT: Super Duper20computer store.. Can I help you?<br />
COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about<br />
buying a computer.<br />
ABBOTT: Mac?<br />
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.<br />
ABBOTT: Your computer?<br />
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.<br />
ABBOTT: Mac?<br />
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.<br />
ABBOTT: What about Windows?<br />
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?<br />
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?<br />
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?<br />
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.<br />
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.<br />
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?<br />
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write<br />
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?<br />
ABBOTT: Office.<br />
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?<br />
ABBOTT: I just did.<br />
COSTELLO: You just did what?<br />
ABBOTT: Recommend something.<br />
COSTELLO: You recommended something?<br />
ABBOTT: Yes.<br />
COSTELLO: For my office?<br />
ABBOTT: Yes.<br />
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?<br />
ABBOTT: Office.<br />
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!<br />
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.<br />
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm<br />
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?<br />
ABBOTT: Word.<br />
COSTELLO: What word?<br />
ABBOTT: Word in Office.<br />
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.<br />
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.<br />
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?<br />
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.<br />
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some<br />
straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can<br />
track my money with?<br />
ABBOTT: Money.<br />
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?<br />
ABBOTT: Money.<br />
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?<br />
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.<br />
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?<br />
ABBOTT: Money.<br />
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?<br />
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.<br />
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?<br />
ABBOTT: One copy.<br />
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?<br />
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.<br />
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?<br />
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!<br />
(A few days later)<br />
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<br />
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?<br />
ABBOTT: Click on 'START'.............Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-77154677887087977432010-11-16T17:44:00.000-08:002010-11-16T18:58:02.859-08:00Name the silly movie quotes.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha-05zmiW24NlZwRYt19KPTyM_JLXH1l3xrOTADfbo-IvwH3UeaOh6rP1mliZONXBZiJxgxYVX_XBuVL5WvY_osbs5y_1miaWgL7-AZhNuwHUwrqul8aHf3zLqbngN473UUYqyPRMAQaEX/s1600/Homer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha-05zmiW24NlZwRYt19KPTyM_JLXH1l3xrOTADfbo-IvwH3UeaOh6rP1mliZONXBZiJxgxYVX_XBuVL5WvY_osbs5y_1miaWgL7-AZhNuwHUwrqul8aHf3zLqbngN473UUYqyPRMAQaEX/s1600/Homer.jpg" /></a></div>Are you a movie buff? Here are six movie quotes. Can you name them without googling them? Post your answers as comments. Hint, they are from highly intellectual movies. Okay, I lied. But the next ones will rise above the male glass ceiling.<br />
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1. "Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her enough or something. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention." <br />
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2. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line<br />
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3. "You want me to strap her to the hood?...She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something."<br />
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4. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.<br />
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5. Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.<br />
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6. Sir, the truth is I talk to God all the time, and no offense, but He never mentioned you.Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-32315318810063402342010-11-15T09:00:00.000-08:002010-11-15T09:00:44.313-08:00A Mom's Meltdown<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:EnableOpenTypeKerning/> <w:DontFlipMirrorIndents/> <w:OverrideTableStyleHps/> </w:Compatibility> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/> <m:smallFrac m:val="off"/> <m:dispDef/> <m:lMargin m:val="0"/> <m:rMargin m:val="0"/> <m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/> <m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/> <m:intLim m:val="subSup"/> <m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/> </m:mathPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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<div class="MsoNormal">One advantage writers have is that every situation is viewed through the eyes of our internal writer. Frustrations, heartaches, joys, and all other events of daily life find their places on our ‘to write’ list. The truth is, smooth sailing doesn’t make for good reading. So when someone tells me a frustrating story, internally I’m wringing my hands and saying, “This is going to be great on paper!” Not that I don’t feel sympathy, but it quickly fades when my devious writer begins to emerge.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV5VGPAHu_QVUuiTJfWgs2UqDNWlmQedgpkmfAWmJ_i5rLfMVOeP1zpIpoxqVd1XR3JwDL6Jgo0DvZQKkBToOAcptjvWOI5MmtANFvfKsU-ej-AkkhNACcu6fC8W-qkMVX_IShTI4NokWR/s1600/eggpuke.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV5VGPAHu_QVUuiTJfWgs2UqDNWlmQedgpkmfAWmJ_i5rLfMVOeP1zpIpoxqVd1XR3JwDL6Jgo0DvZQKkBToOAcptjvWOI5MmtANFvfKsU-ej-AkkhNACcu6fC8W-qkMVX_IShTI4NokWR/s320/eggpuke.jpg" width="252" /></a>Such a story crossed my path the other day. A friend we’ll call <i>Jane</i> had a difficult day not long ago. Jane drove down the road in her brand new SUV. The new car smell still hung in the air. Her three boys were cutting up in the back – as boys often do. One was eating hard candy. Knowing hard candy and whooping and hollering don’t mix well, she said, “You need to calm down while eating that. Or you’ll get choked.” Her warning held his attention for about twenty-five seconds.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Less than a minute later, she heard a gagging sound, and sure enough, her little boy was choking on the candy. Before she could respond, his internal bodily functions solved the problem. The candy was dislodged when he threw up all over the back seat of her new car. A new smell hung in the air. The neighborhood was now in view, so she rushed to get home to clean out her brand new SUV.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Jane’s second son suffers from a very sensitive gag reflex. The sight of his brother puking had a spontaneous response. You guessed what happened next. Just as Jane turned into her neighborhood, boy number two began to spew. Oh, if she hadn’t fed them a kids meal on the way home. Now Jane rolled down all the windows. Partly to clear the smell, and partly to give her boiling rage a place to escape. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">While she shouted at her son for not listening and causing all of this, her four year old notified her of his eminent eruption. The sights and odors made him sick and he started to gag. That was it! Jane slammed on the brakes and skidded to a stop. Screaming like a woman possessed, she snatched her youngest from his car seat and deposited him on the curb. She reached in and jerked the other two out, shouting loud enough for the world to hear as she did. Then a wonderful idea hit Jane. She could just leave them where they stood.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Over the sound of her screeching tires, she could hear little voices crying, “Mommy, don’t leave me!”</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">The SUV whipped into the driveway, and she stepped out. Still screaming, she yanked open the doors of the vehicle to air it out. Then the world around her came back into view. Her husband was on the porch with a look that said, “Have you gone completely mad?” Curious neighbors stepped outside to see why three boys were wailing at the top of their lungs while running down the street toward her house. A house where mom stood outside of her car with two fists full of hair.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Well, there goes my Christian witness. This is how a <i>real</i> homeschool family works.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">When I told this story to my wife, she laughed evilly. “At least it’s not just me,” she said. “And at least I’ve never left the kids on the side of the road.”</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Yep, our nuclear meltdowns only happen indoors, and she just bangs their heads on the floor. Okay, not really. But I know she has thought it a time or two. And I just bang my own head on the floor. When the neighbors ask about that banging sound, I shake my hair out from between my fingers and say, “It’s just the sound of my Christian witness.”</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">If you have been moved with conviction by this testimony, feel free to confess in the comments below. We promise not to laugh. Okay, you’re right. We <i>will</i> laugh, but we promise to laugh with you.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Eddie Snipes </div>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-5283065570201766752010-11-13T19:22:00.000-08:002010-11-13T19:22:14.279-08:00Author Interview - Erin Rainwater<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:EnableOpenTypeKerning/> <w:DontFlipMirrorIndents/> <w:OverrideTableStyleHps/> </w:Compatibility> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/> <m:smallFrac m:val="off"/> <m:dispDef/> <m:lMargin m:val="0"/> <m:rMargin m:val="0"/> <m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/> <m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/> <m:intLim m:val="subSup"/> <m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/> </m:mathPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQjvIivn6JF918g7tkmcPOQq9IhVcjG9snJHUOimutFZc68gb_LPxcBiD-reQZZCfjftRlS8k5G5lqaZlUAj5WKOHHHH8e4pdT4IdFmuYFjYcwbsEQvTBphvAaj_gEtFHAgWdfMNmF8TM4/s1600/Headshot+jpg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQjvIivn6JF918g7tkmcPOQq9IhVcjG9snJHUOimutFZc68gb_LPxcBiD-reQZZCfjftRlS8k5G5lqaZlUAj5WKOHHHH8e4pdT4IdFmuYFjYcwbsEQvTBphvAaj_gEtFHAgWdfMNmF8TM4/s320/Headshot+jpg.jpg" width="260" /></a></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><b><span style="font-size: 12pt;">How long have you been writing?</span></b></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">A girlfriend and I began co-authoring a book about twin girls and their horses when we were in grade school. We never finished it, and I have no idea what happened to it, although I’m pretty sure it ended up in the landfill. My next writing effort didn’t come until I was in my thirties when I began writing historicals set in the 1860s, my favorite time period in American history. But I was an ICU nurse with a husband and four kids, so writing wasn’t exactly a full-time profession. In two decades I wrote two novels. I self-published them in 2006, and am happy with how they continue to sell and with the extraordinary feedback I continue to receive from readers.</span></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><br />
</div><div class="MsoBodyText"><b><span style="font-size: 12pt;">What challenges did you encounter in your journey to getting published?<br />
</span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt;">I know someone who calls query letters “invitations for rejection.” I’ve accumulated TNTC (Too Numerous To Count) over the years. Another challenge is length. <i>Refining Fires </i>started out as a short story, but it seems I’m incapable of such a thing. “Short” and “story” constitutes an oxymoron as far as I’m concerned. <br />
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<b>What motivates you to write?</b></span></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">I have only one motivating factor, and that is the story itself. When an idea comes, and grows, and I can’t stop it, and it simply must come out, <i>that</i> is my motivation. I’m not what other authors would consider “disciplined” in that I don’t write at the same time every day. Sometimes I don’t even write for long periods at a time, because I don’t write unless I have that spark inside that says I must. I’ve never written under a deadline. I once met with an agent at a conference, and we discussed my novel about a nurse during the Civil War. He wasn’t too interested, and asked if I’d be willing to write about a nurse in the Iraq War. I said no, because I had no passion to do that. I love historicals, and that’s what I write. Some might say I was stupid to say I won’t write a certain setting or time period if someone like an agent shows interest in it, but I believe that if I write something I have no passion for, my stories won’t come across as powerful and personal as readers are telling me they do.</span></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><br />
</div><div class="MsoBodyText"><b><span style="font-size: 12pt;">I understand you had a book released recently. Tell me a little about your book.</span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br />
It’s titled <i>Refining Fires.</i> It’s unique in that it’s in three parts, each with distinct main characters, although God weaves their lives together into a tapestry that glorifies Him. The first story, “Refining Fire,” is a love story between a disfigured veteran and a nurse with a ruined reputation. He tosses her out, but his anger is no match for her pluck, and her determined efforts elicit renewed life from his body while evoking a raw yearning in his soul. “Blind Courage” introduces a young girl who must act courageously in the face of tremendous challenges and overwhelming fear to save her mother’s life. The third is the story of a “Kept Woman,” of how she got to that point, and of “Who” has been keeping her all along. Paths cross and lives intertwine, showing how God’s hand is ever on us, leading and refining.<span></span></span></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><b><span style="font-size: 12pt;">What do you hope the reader takes away from your book?</span></b></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">The title, <i>Refining Fires,</i> is taken from a verse in Isaiah that says:<i>“Behold, I have refined you, but not as silver; I have tested you in the furnace of affliction.”</i><span> </span>The characters each go through a refining process in their own particular furnace of affliction. My desire is that these stories will show how when our faith is tested, God provides the courage and tools we need to persevere, achieve victory, and come out refined.</span></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><i><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span> </span></span></i><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br />
<b>What was your best decision as a writer?<br />
</b>I have two really.<b> </b>One was joining a critique group, who’ve turned out to be invaluable to me, and I hope I have been to them. I’ve heard crit group horror stories, but mine is the best. My other great decision was joining the Military Writers Society of America. The Society members are such a supportive bunch, and there is a camaraderie there you only get among military-connected folk. Not to mention they awarded my Civil War-set novel, <i>True Colors,</i> the 2009 Gold Medal in Historical Fiction.</span></div><div class="MsoBodyText"><br />
</div><div class="MsoBodyText"><b><span style="font-size: 12pt;">What is your greatest success?</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal">Always, always I feel great success when a reader says they loved my stories and gained courage or hope from them, or that my characters were inspirational to them. Nothing like it.</div><div class="MsoNormal">You can purchase Erin's book, Refining Fires by clicking below. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><iframe align="left" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=eddiswor-20&o=1&p=8&l=bpl&asins=1926712455&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 245px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px; width: 131px;"></iframe><br />
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</div>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-27970728252564397122010-11-12T21:37:00.000-08:002010-11-12T21:37:54.704-08:00Book Review - Written in Blood<div class="separator" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DEpp5-DdL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg" /></div><br />
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</style> <![endif]--> <div class="MsoNormal">If you are a true crime fan, Written in Blood is a good read. Diane Fanning has a very clear and thorough writing style.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Michael Peterson was a very successful novelist. As the drama of two suspicious deaths unfold, people begin wondering if Peterson’s ability to spin a story also applies to his real life dramas.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Peterson was a decorated Vietnam veteran, multi-published author, father, and respected member of the community. When his wife has a tragic accident, the pieces don’t add up, and soon a similar death from his past emerges. With little physical evidence, no witnesses, and high powered lawyers, investigators fight through the confusion to determine the evidence. Add to this, his ex-wife gives a positive testimony on his character, and one of the world’s most respective forensic blood analysis experts testifying on his behalf. Yet each one has inconsistencies which convolute the case. It all adds up to a real world story with all the makings of a fiction novel.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Diane Fanning does an excellent job of bringing all the history, testimonies, and events together so the reader can digest it and follow this complicated case. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">On the Word Turnings scale of 10,</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Readability and reader interest – 9</div><div class="MsoNormal">Content – 8</div><div class="MsoNormal">Plot or Book Theme – 9</div><div class="MsoNormal">Overall Word Turning Value: 8.7</div><div class="MsoNormal">You can buy this book at Amazon by clicking here. <iframe align="left" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=eddiswor-20&o=1&p=8&l=bpl&asins=0312994036&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 245px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px; width: 131px;"></iframe></div>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-30382891362994957752010-06-16T17:44:00.000-07:002010-11-12T21:41:59.778-08:00Review of Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Martyr, Prophet, Spy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjBHQ7t3sEqtiq0Q2Z_41662yVPDyV1lgb4gYgsofTrBQpxW_iujLA1xtZDrQ7g1D3QHbvRfpPufqJ8AumJ6wjfJZWybt5EEYIBJ0lTS_KdaVWobVEog0h_Whyphenhyphenn0C67X83XypoSj8lHkYt/s1600/bonhoeffer+gross.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjBHQ7t3sEqtiq0Q2Z_41662yVPDyV1lgb4gYgsofTrBQpxW_iujLA1xtZDrQ7g1D3QHbvRfpPufqJ8AumJ6wjfJZWybt5EEYIBJ0lTS_KdaVWobVEog0h_Whyphenhyphenn0C67X83XypoSj8lHkYt/s320/bonhoeffer+gross.jpg" /><o:smarttagtype name="PlaceType" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="PlaceName" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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</style> </a></div><div class="MsoNormal">It’s not often I give five star reviews, but this book is well deserving of it. <b>Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Martyr, Prophet, Spy</b> is a must read for every Christian. I was struck by the similarities between the path of compromise, which the church took in the 1930s, that opened the door for Hitler’s rise, and the similar thought among liberal theologians today. While Hitler probably would have come to power without the church’s cooperation, he clearly would not have had the influence among the German people without the endorsement of the <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">German</st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st="on">Church</st1:placetype></st1:place>. The spiritual void left in the hearts of the people when the church abandoned the foundation of scripture was quickly filled by the Reich doctrines that were introduced by the church. Without a solid spiritual foundation, the people had little discernment by which to identify the errors being propagated by the Nazi regime, and there were few willing to make a stand in the church.<br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">Many of the misconceptions about Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s life were cleared up by this book. Much of the book quoted directly from the letters of Dietrich and those close to him. Bonhoeffer’s love for the scriptures and unwillingness to abandon the truth made him an effective minister to the few people willing to acknowledge the dangerous path the nation was heading down. It also gave him the wisdom to accurately predict the actions of Hitler and the Nazi’s long before they openly made their plans known. His words, teachings, and lifestyle gave me a new found respect for this man. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Martyr, Prophet, Spy</b> is a lengthy book, but never once lost my interest. This book is a MUST read, and for those who will heed its warning, it serves as a reminder not to repeat history. The church is the gatekeeper of the culture, and if she doesn’t stand true to the Bible, there is little to restrain evil. </div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">Readability and reader interest – 9</div><div class="MsoNormal">Content –10</div><div class="MsoNormal">Plot or Book Theme – 9</div><div class="MsoNormal">Overall Word Turning Value: 9.3</div> </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">To buy this book, click on the link below. If you are a Kindle user, the book is only $9.99. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><iframe align="left" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=eddiswor-20&o=1&p=8&l=bpl&asins=1595551387&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 245px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px; width: 131px;"></iframe></div><div class="MsoNormal"></div>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-84786747662580937252010-06-10T06:31:00.000-07:002010-06-10T06:31:00.338-07:00Funny and odd newspaper headlines<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzMe1-ghkNcT7gNQi_AFo_vKUqBn-jg2vOWrNF_mXHLnur-vxngD5j3qTM50M9YAy9zzTFj7J6V5cikq2naWqwY-FxQPRHpVm4DTLOmbWNQ47f_HfdAs-bZFuKX6BB6YQpu4z99-8rjiit/s1600/recipes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="cssfloat: left; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" qu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzMe1-ghkNcT7gNQi_AFo_vKUqBn-jg2vOWrNF_mXHLnur-vxngD5j3qTM50M9YAy9zzTFj7J6V5cikq2naWqwY-FxQPRHpVm4DTLOmbWNQ47f_HfdAs-bZFuKX6BB6YQpu4z99-8rjiit/s320/recipes.jpg" /></a></div>1. Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better <br />
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2. Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years <br />
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3. Child's stool great for use in garden <br />
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4. Cold wave linked to temperatures <br />
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5. Dealers will hear car talk at noon <br />
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6. Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation <br />
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7. Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984 <br />
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8. Enraged cow injures farmer with ax <br />
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9. Eye drops off shelf <br />
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10. Farmer Bill Dies in House <br />
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11. Grandmother of eight makes hole in one<br />
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12. House passes gas tax onto senate <br />
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13. If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while <br />
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14. Iraqi head seeks arms<br />
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15. Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? <br />
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16. Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests <br />
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17. Man is fatally slain <br />
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18. Milk drinkers are turning to powder <br />
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19. Miners refuse to work after death <br />
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20. Never withhold herpes from loved one <br />
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21. Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy <br />
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22. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers <br />
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23. Quarter of a million Chinese live on water <br />
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24. Queen Mary having bottom scraped <br />
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25. Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted <br />
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26. Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency <br />
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27. Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say <br />
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28. Squad helps dog bite victim <br />
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29. Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan<br />
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30. Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter <br />
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31. Two Soviet ships collide - one dies <br />
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32. War dims hope for peace <br />
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33. William Kelly was fed secretaryEddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-22970629430985774382010-06-09T09:17:00.000-07:002010-06-09T09:19:12.126-07:00Really Dumb product Warning labels<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDqDEePbwpIcrfTjYwkYojoBDIZ_SCGfKkSUbTLpYuR7NkIGhy3CuissPHDEm3mwbg3jPOnPZqyYEphRXdFG4E44c0kd5yCyyyqfyqfY7-5OFGqkSRXFmwQULzDxYwzxNa9SXNcpDWYHm7/s1600/pyzambabycare.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" qu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDqDEePbwpIcrfTjYwkYojoBDIZ_SCGfKkSUbTLpYuR7NkIGhy3CuissPHDEm3mwbg3jPOnPZqyYEphRXdFG4E44c0kd5yCyyyqfyqfY7-5OFGqkSRXFmwQULzDxYwzxNa9SXNcpDWYHm7/s320/pyzambabycare.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">1. Do not allow children to play in dishwasher. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">2. On a carpenter's electric drill: "This product is not intended for use as a dentist drill!" </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">3. On a baby stroller: "Remove child before folding." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">4. On a handheld massager: "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">5. On a laser print cartridge: "Do not eat." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">6. On a household iron: "Never iron clothes while they are on your body." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">7. On a fireplace log: "Caution, risk of fire." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">8. On children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">9. On package of peanuts: "Warning, contains nuts." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">10. On a chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">12. On new camera: "This camera only works when there is film inside." </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">13. On can of self-defense pepper spray: "Warning do not spray at people."</span>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-16854072787537979462010-06-04T16:08:00.000-07:002010-06-04T16:08:25.169-07:00Letter from a marine recruit<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5RttJ-tUVjR_dX3bYya1g9QeBaXhSe2B6VR-LRMEMVUHM2-xxRd5NHktY5PwGY0pyBbHa435fk4yioJPj17_ZuUOPd6gz17iQMMkQD0ta9N0Dh672GmEKqZpWkekkBWJi55PiTe-EzEny/s1600/marines.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5RttJ-tUVjR_dX3bYya1g9QeBaXhSe2B6VR-LRMEMVUHM2-xxRd5NHktY5PwGY0pyBbHa435fk4yioJPj17_ZuUOPd6gz17iQMMkQD0ta9N0Dh672GmEKqZpWkekkBWJi55PiTe-EzEny/s320/marines.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"> (</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14.5pt;">NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING) </span></span></div><div> <blockquote style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"> <div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span> </div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">Dear Ma and Pa</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';">,</span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and </span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile.. Tell them to join up quick before all of <br />
the places are filled. </span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span> </div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span>I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. </span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span> </div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14.5pt;">Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs,</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';"> </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">bacon, etc.., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant,pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. </span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span> </div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span>We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">says are long walks to harden us... If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. </span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span> </div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span>The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. </span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span> </div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14.5pt;">This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why.</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New';"> </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New;"><span>.</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;"> They come in boxes.</span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span> </div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14.5pt;">Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake ... I only beat him once.. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry. </span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span> </div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span>Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14pt;">other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. </span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span> </div></div></div><div> <div> <div><span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 14.5pt;">Your loving daughter,</span></span></div></div></div><div> <div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span> <span style="color: black; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;"><span>Alice</span></span></div></div></div></blockquote></div>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-75638881947625489632010-05-13T09:59:00.000-07:002010-05-13T10:22:27.237-07:00Love as the source for works.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy1BDwYbZ_lTl2OugTc6ZkHFHkVzXJK8vgdG2gdfSG_nenQmdGYKuFYYS7O6hiMAw8_iJT647j0glfaWZQjiC4qwnBaOXF7V2pRJ0kRJ9W8vidqu7J2oDfLMw8dHULVPsuKati_RKmKvM/s1600/God_Is_Love_113115945.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy1BDwYbZ_lTl2OugTc6ZkHFHkVzXJK8vgdG2gdfSG_nenQmdGYKuFYYS7O6hiMAw8_iJT647j0glfaWZQjiC4qwnBaOXF7V2pRJ0kRJ9W8vidqu7J2oDfLMw8dHULVPsuKati_RKmKvM/s320/God_Is_Love_113115945.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461935135131433218" border="0" /></a>Works in the Christian life is a topic most are familiar with. I want to look at one important misconception of works. Often it is taught that salvation is by grace, through faith, plus works. Yet the Bible says if we seek grace by works, it is no longer grace. Also consider <strong>Romans 9:31-32</strong><p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"> <sup>31</sup> but Israel, pursuing the law of righteousness, has not attained to the law of righteousness.<br /><sup>32</sup> Why? Because <em>they did </em>not <em>seek it </em>by faith, but as it were, by the works of the law. For they stumbled at that stumbling stone.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Israel pursued the righteousness of God by trying to keep commandments, yet they missed the grace of God. In fact, grace became a stumbling stone that caused them to fall. In Galatians, the Church attempted to please God by keeping the ordinance of circumcision, thinking their works would please God, yet they were told, “You have fallen from grace.” The problem was that they shifted their focus from faith in Christ, to needing to do something extra by their own efforts.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">It is true that God does not save us so we can live contrary to his will, but we also must realize that those who belong to Christ will be judged by their works. Not judged for their salvation, but for their reward. Consider <strong>1 Corinthians 3:11-15</strong> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"> <sup>11</sup> For no other foundation can anyone lay than that which is laid, which is Jesus Christ.<br /><sup>12</sup> Now if anyone builds on this foundation <em>with </em>gold, silver, precious stones, wood, hay, straw,<br /><sup>13</sup> each one's work will become clear; for the Day will declare it, because it will be revealed by fire; and the fire will test each one's work, of what sort it is.<br /><sup>14</sup> If anyone's work which he has built on <em>it </em>endures, he will receive a reward.<br /><sup>15</sup> If anyone's work is burned, he will suffer loss; but he himself will be saved, yet so as through fire.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Even those without works will be saved, but there is no reward. This is why the Bible warns us not to fall into the trap of Esau, who sold his inheritance for a bowl of stew. Esau had a birthright and would have inherited a lifetime of benefits, but he despised his inheritance and chose to give it up for a moment of gratification. We make the same decision in our daily Christian walk. We can sell our inheritance for a moment of gratification in this life, or we can sacrifice the cravings of our flesh and reach for the promise.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Works do not justify man. Works cannot justify man. God has declared that he will not allow any flesh to glory in his presence. Anything you do for God is wood, hay, and straw. Jesus said that the flesh cannot produce the things of the Spirit. What is born of flesh is flesh, that which is born of Spirit is spirit. That means, by human effort, we can never please God. The same principle that applies to the world trying to merit salvation also applies to the Christian trying to merit rewards.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="">Fruitless works are what we do for God; precious works are what God produces in us. Look at the words of Jesus in <strong>John 15:4-5</strong> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"> <sup>4</sup> "Abide in Me, and I in you. As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, unless it abides in the vine, neither can you, unless you abide in Me.<br /><sup>5</sup> "I am the vine, you <em>are </em>the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing.<br />…<br /><sup>7</sup> "If you abide in Me, and My words abide in you, you will ask what you desire, and it shall be done for you.<br /><sup>8</sup> "By this My Father is glorified, that you bear much fruit; so you will be My disciples.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="">Jesus explained that one day men will stand before him and declare all the good works they have done in his name, yet he will declare their works to be lawlessness. How can we do good in the name of Jesus and have it be a lawless act? The reason is that man cannot bear fruit of himself. The Spirit bears fruit and this will only happen if we are abiding in Christ and his words are abiding in us. Even our asking is for the purpose of glorifying God and bearing fruit to him. If you treasure his word in you, so you abide in Christ, fruit is a product of a healthy relationship with him. Also consider this foundational passage in <strong>Ephesians 2:8-10</strong> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"> <sup>8</sup> For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; <em>it is </em>the gift of God,<br /><sup>9</sup> not of works, lest anyone should boast.<br /><sup>10</sup> For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand that we should walk in them.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Works are not something we do for God; it is the work of God that we walk in once we understand faith. The problem is that many Christians are putting works ahead of faith instead of the other way around. Works cannot produce faith. Faith is a gift of God. Works cannot merit grace, for then grace would no longer be grace (Romans 11:6). Your works can never merit anything of God, for then we would have something to boast of. Our efforts would have earned favor, and then we could glory in God’s presence, and 1 Corinthians 1:29 says that God will not allow this. In the passage above, we see the same thing explained. Works cannot merit grace, because it is a gift. We can never boast about the Lord’s blessings or favor in our lives, for his grace is always a gift.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Only after we have received unmerited grace do we see works mentioned. Even then, it is not our work. We are God’s workmanship, created for good works that God prepared before hand that we should walk in them. Does it say, “Find something to do for God?” Does the Bible say, “Get busy for God?” No, works have been prepared by God beforehand, and all we must do is walk in them through our abiding fellowship in Christ.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Another example of this is found in Hebrews 4. The Bible explains how Israel could not enter the rest God prepared for them because of their unbelief, and then scripture says something interesting about works. Look at <strong>Hebrews 4:</strong> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"> <sup>3</sup> For we who have believed do enter that rest, as He has said: "So I swore in My wrath, 'They shall not enter My rest,' " although the works were finished from the foundation of the world.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">This is the same principle found in Ephesians above. The works of God were finished before the world was founded. We are not doing anything for God that he has not already established within his own foreknowledge and plan. I have several children. Each of them delighted in doing things for their daddy. Their assistance was never needed, in fact, their help was a hindrance. When a three year old helps their father, they think they are doing something big. For them it is a mighty effort and a big task. They would falter in their efforts and then say, “I helped daddy.”<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">They could not see that I was guiding them in the work, preventing them from doing irreparable harm, and patching up their futile efforts. One of my young daughters helped me replant strawberries early this spring. She put forth her best effort, but left the roots showing, dug the holes too shallow, and watered too little. As we worked, I deepened the holes, covered the roots, and made sure it was watered. Unbeknownst to her, I continued to sustain the plants long after she finished her work. The other day we were looking at the blooming strawberry plants, some with twenty or more budding strawberries. They are producing much fruit. She looked at one of the productive plants and said, “That’s one that I planted!”</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">She saw the fruit of her labors, knew she helped her father, but has no idea that if I left her work to her efforts, the plant would be struggling or even dead. So why do I let a three and four year old child work with me in the garden? I can be more productive without them. The work would be fast, efficient, and productive. I bring my children into my work because I love them. I want to have fellowship with my kids, and their role in the work serves no other purpose than for them to know the joy of enjoying the experience with me. They look at the garden, eat the fruit of the work, and are satisfied with both the relationship of working with Dad, and knowing that they were part of the work.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Do we, as mortal men and women, think we can do anything for God that he cannot do for himself? He created the world, stars, universe and all that is within it. God created life and sustains all things by the word of his power(Hebrews 1:3). And he accomplished this without our help. Yet, he calls us into the work, knowing that we will dig too shallow, goof things up, and leave messes for our heavenly father to clean up. Why does God do it? It is for one thing, and one thing only. Love – agape.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">God calls us to walk in his works, which he prepared before hand and has already finished, so that we can share in his fellowship and enjoy the fruit produced through his hand. It is the work of God that he desires to share with us because he loves us. We see the fruit he is producing, and he gives us the benefits that in truth we don’t deserve. Like my children sitting at the table and saying, “I helped grow this,” God invites us to the table of his fellowship and allows us to enjoy the fruit of a life in Christ. The fruit of our life is a gift of love, not a merit from our labor.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="">Paul said it best when he said that he was called to preach the gospel. “If I do this willingly, I have a reward. But if unwillingly, I still have the dispensation of the gospel given to me.” In other words, obedience is necessary in order to remain in fellowship with God, but the reward is not for the labor, but our heart of willingness. We are willing because we act out of love for our God. The work is already finished. We are just called to walk in it. If we pout and grumble, we have no reward. If we refuse to work, God will chastise us. If we are never chastised, the Bible warns that we may not be children of God at all. But if we serve willingly, because we are making God our first love and walking in fellowship with him, he rewards us. Look at <strong>Hebrews 11:6</strong> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"> <sup>6</sup> But without faith <em>it is </em>impossible to please <em>Him, </em>for he who comes to God must believe that He is, and <em>that </em>He is a rewarder of those who diligently seek Him.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">The reward is not in the labor, but in a heart that believes the Lord and seeks him diligently. It is a child who says to her father, “I want to go with you,” and is then willing to be led, and does so by taking joy in the fellowship with her father. My three year old has no fear of fouling up the work, because her focus is on the fellowship. Those who are fearful of the work have missed the point. They are focused on their abilities rather than God’s completed work. It is completed within his plan, but we are walking in it as we journey to that final day of completion, which God has already foreordained.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Also, those who serve God out of fear are missing the joy of fellowship. If I am only serving out of fear, I am not working out of love. Like Paul, who said (to paraphrase), “I have a reward if I do this willingly, but if unwilling, I am only fulfilling my required duties,” I am missing the reward. The reward is in the joy of fellowship. God has called me to enter the fellowship of love within himself, and I am missing the greatest gift if I am only looking at labor as an escape from fear and not looking at the joy of walking in God’s will. It is not my salvation that is at stake, it is the joy of fellowship I am striving to obtain. Look at <strong>1 John 4:17-19</strong> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"> <sup>17</sup> Love has been perfected among us in this: that we may have boldness in the day of judgment; because as He is, so are we in this world.<br /><sup>18</sup> There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves torment. But he who fears has not been made perfect in love.<br /><sup>19</sup> We love Him because He first loved us.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Any who serve God out of fear, has not been perfected by love. So works must begin with a heart of love. Working to appease is worthless and has no merit. Working to appease is a failure to realize that our labors are not to accomplish God’s will, but to join him in his labors, and experience the unmerited reward of his fruitful work. God wants to give us what we don’t deserve, and produce fruit that our labors cannot accomplish. It is all rooted in the love of God. The fruit will be produced, with or without your help. The finished work was built into creation and will be accomplished. The labor is God’s love, offered to you, so you can share in the rewards of what God is producing. It is unmerited, undeserved, pure love. It is God’s gift to you, not your gift to him. God calls you to walk in the works he established before the world began so you can share in the fruit that will be produced by his hand.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Eddie Snipes<br />To read more on this topic, go to <a href="http://exchangedlifediscipleship.blogspot.com">http://exchangedlifediscipleship.blogspot.com</a> and read the five part topic, The Love of God that Overcomes Condemnation.<br /></p>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-36498932611141946302010-05-10T12:39:00.000-07:002010-05-11T14:10:42.795-07:00The Edge of Innocence<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeop8Qs_4Wi65PqETWVBK-0A1V4g1uWVfstl9sW7aWKjcOASR5FfPOq0Ll1GHRIi8D6OmCUMLsCW9o4lsXs_T4S4AXSdRD6dhS8YlHasSOu54_7R31Ew4NxXQQPU-LqxZO7E6t7aL4qWC_/s1600/tree.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeop8Qs_4Wi65PqETWVBK-0A1V4g1uWVfstl9sW7aWKjcOASR5FfPOq0Ll1GHRIi8D6OmCUMLsCW9o4lsXs_T4S4AXSdRD6dhS8YlHasSOu54_7R31Ew4NxXQQPU-LqxZO7E6t7aL4qWC_/s320/tree.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469730233666154354" border="0" /></a><br /><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="country-region"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="City"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="place"></o:smarttagtype><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} p.MsoHeader, li.MsoHeader, div.MsoHeader {margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; tab-stops:center 3.0in right 6.0in; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} p.GeneralText, li.GeneralText, div.GeneralText {mso-style-name:"General Text"; mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-indent:.5in; line-height:200%; mso-pagination:none; mso-layout-grid-align:none; text-autospace:none; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; color:black;} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="GeneralText" style="">Growing up in the south during the late 60s, I was raised on the edge of innocence. The simple joys I learned from my grandparents would become a strong foundation for dealing with life as it unfolded around me. The years ahead would bring the sexual revolution, an unprecedented number of divorces, and crime rates that would alter the open society that <st1:place st="on"><st1:country-region st="on">America</st1:country-region></st1:place> once held dear. Brass locks that decorated my grandparent’s doors served no real function. I never once heard a knock at the door. All of their friends just waltzed in as if they were part of the family—and indeed, they were.<br /></p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">In most modern day neighborhoods, strangers live next door, but in the era of my grandparents, it was hard to find anyone you did not know. I can remember fidgeting impatiently when a five-minute trip to buy fishing bait turned into a thirty-minute conversation with someone my grandfather had not seen in a whole month. He never made it out of any business without a lengthy conversation.<br /></p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">As a young boy, my greatest cares were getting out of school without homework and hoping it wouldn’t rain when I wanted to fish. I heard my mother talking to Grandma about my uncle being sent to <st1:country-region st="on">Vietnam</st1:country-region>, but in my mind, that was a military base somewhere near <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">Marietta</st1:city>, <st1:country-region st="on">Georgia</st1:country-region></st1:place>, where they visited him as he prepared for his deployment.</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">My grandfather was known to everyone as “Pappy." He loved to tell corny jokes. They were the kind of jokes that made you want to roll your eyes. He took great pleasure in drawing that reaction from people, and he would tell the same jokes at every opportunity. If someone laughed, he enjoyed a good laugh with them. If they didn’t laugh, he enjoyed a good laugh at their pained expression.</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">Few things were more thrilling than Pappy saying to me, “Come on. I’m gonna learn you how to fish.” Sometimes those lessons were painful. One time I hooked a large fish and he rushed over to give me step-by-step instructions. “Hold your rod up,” he kept ordering. I was standing on a large flat rock that the fish had rushed under for refuge. I reached out with my rod to keep the line from rubbing against the jagged surface. “Hold your rod up, hold your rod up.”</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;">I tried to explain that I had to keep the line away from the sharp rock. Unfazed, he continued to issue the same order, “Hold your rod up!” Pappy had a stubborn streak and I don’t think I ever heard him change his mind, even when facing a mountain of contradicting evidence. On this occasion, I grew irritated and decided to follow his orders even though I knew it would break my line. I held my rod up, and my line sliced across the rock as the fish sought for a path of escape. The rod sprang up as an empty line floated lazily in the breeze. Pappy said that it wouldn’t have snapped if I had followed his instructions.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">As far as I can remember, that is the only time I let his orders get the best of me. Everyone loved Pappy, but no one could work with him—no one except me. Whether it was fishing or working, Pappy felt the need to instruct whomever he was working with. Because of the great love he always expressed for me, I learned how to say, “Okay” when he barked instructions, even when it was something already being done. I soon found that I enjoyed working with him, in spite of this quirk.<br /></p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">Each school year, I longed for summer vacation when I could go spend a week or two with my grandparents. Pappy showed me every good fishing spot on the Yellow River that flowed near his house in <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">Porterdale</st1:city>, <st1:country-region st="on">Georgia</st1:country-region></st1:place>. It was a delight to come back with a mess of fish. Pappy would say, “You can’t go inside until we get these fish cleaned.”<br /></p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">One day, we were just finishing up with this chore and I had been watching a catfish head with his mouth wide open. For reasons unknown, I decided to put my finger in the mouth of that fish. When I touched its tongue, the jaws clamped down hard on my finger and its strength caught me off guard. I screamed as the vice-like mouth crushed my finger. Pappy walked over with two screwdrivers and pried the jaws apart, freeing my finger.</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">With a sly look, Pappy asked, “What did you go and do that fer? What did you think was going to happen?” I shrugged, but I wanted to tell him that I thought fish heads wouldn’t have the strength to fight back.<br /></p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">My grandfather fished all year long and stored all our catches in a large chest freezer. In the early fall, he would have a big fish fry that was more of a celebration of life than a meal. My Uncle Henry would hook up his propane fryer and it seemed like the entire town of <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">Porterdale</st1:city></st1:place> would come out. We would all sit under the large pecan trees at my uncle’s house and enjoy hot fish in the cool shade.</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">Uncle Henry was a big man who loved to show off his strength. After the feeding frenzy subsided, he would go to his barn and bring out his relics of brawn. He had two large semicircle magnets that clamped tightly together. He would pass them around and challenge all the men to try pulling them apart. Every man there would strain, twist, and pull against the magnets until someone would utter the words Henry longed to hear, “I don’t think those things can come apart.”</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">That was always Uncle Henry’s cue. He would take the magnets and say, “Watch this.” Each of his large hands would wrap around one of the magnets and then this big man would try his best to keep his face from showing any strain as he pulled the magnets apart. He would smile and hold up the separated halves for all to see, and then put them back together with a loud snap. He would hand the magnets over to a challenger for another vain effort, amplifying the magnitude of his feat.</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">The men’s conversation centered on church life, their hunting dogs, and where the fish were jumping. The women folk took turns cranking the hand-turned ice cream maker while they talked about men, their kids, and where they found the best bargains. We tried to avoid this area, but when the ladies tired of cranking, they would fetch the kids to help with this task. I’m not sure which was worse, the pain in my arm as I cranked the handle, or the disappointment of missing the conversations among the men. The joy of finding a ten-dollar sweater for three dollars was not my idea of exciting talk.</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">Rarely did one of these gatherings end without Pappy getting out his guitar to play hymns. The families would reunite into a large circle as we ate homemade banana ice cream and sang about the “Sweet Bye and Bye.” While the strumming of the guitar followed the tune of the old hymns, Pappy sang in a key that never quite matched. As everyone joined in for this country cantata, voices rang out like clanking keys, but everyone smiled in harmony, unaware of their voices clashing in the air.</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">As my grandparent’s generation receded into the past, my generation emerged to witness many changes in our American culture. When I was a child, there was no fear of walking down the street at night and violent acts shocked the nation. But as <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">Atlanta</st1:city></st1:place> became a city with one of the nation’s highest crime rates, doors became locked in the daytime, and children played under the watchful eyes of parents.</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="GeneralText" style="">I am thankful I was born on the edge of innocence, and see it as my duty to carry part of it into the next generation. In childhood, I had one foot in the generation of innocence, and in adulthood, the other foot in the receding morality of a post-Christian culture. With gratitude, I remember this era my generation almost missed.</p><p class="GeneralText" style=""><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 200%;">That era in American history may have been forgotten by our modern culture, but I remember and cherish those days. Days when simple pleasures gave me a sweet taste of life. The work was hard, luxuries were few, but people and communities were close. I’m grateful that I lived during a time when I could glimpse the innocence of life my grandparents enjoyed. It continues to live in my heart, and I seek to teach my children how they can carry their part of <st1:place st="on"><st1:country-region st="on">America</st1:country-region></st1:place>’s innocence into the next generation. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><o:p>- Eddie Snipes - 2010<br /></o:p></p>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-66795142520360702232010-04-30T07:02:00.000-07:002010-06-04T06:36:13.196-07:00Author Spotlight - Tammy DohertyThis Author Spotlight is on Tammy Doherty.<br />
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</style><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt;">Tammy Doherty is the author of three historical Christian romance novels. She lives on a small farm in central <st1:place st="on">New England</st1:place> with her husband and two children, where they grow and sell perennials and also raise chickens. Her daughter currently has thirteen Bantam chickens – all pets. When not writing, taking care of the plants or chasing after her youngest child, Tammy enjoys reading, connecting with friends on Facebook, and watching <i>Dr. Who</i>. Visit Tammy at her <a href="http://www.tammydoherty.com/">website</a> or at her blog, <a href="http://faith-fiction-friends.blogspot.com/">Faith, Fiction & Friends</a>. </span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: black;">1) How long have you been writing?<br />
</span></b><span style="color: black;"> I learned to write at a young age and started writing stories soon after. But I didn’t get serious until 2000, when we bought our first computer. By then, I had matured and so had the stories in my imagination. Even so, it took a year and an epiphany of sorts to figure out exactly what I wanted to write.<br />
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<span style="color: black;"> <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: black;">2) If you could give new writers one piece of advice, what would you say? <o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> Get involved in a critique group and listen to your critique partners. Don’t dismiss criticism – if you don’t learn and change, you won’t grow and your writing will always be half-rate at best.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
<span style="color: black;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in;"><span style="color: black;"><o:p> </o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: black;">3) What was your best decision as a writer? </span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> Joining American Christian Fiction Writers (ACFW) has definitely been the best decision I’ve made as a writer. The fellowship alone is worth the membership fee, but there are so many more benefits. I participated in a few on-line courses (free to members!) which helped hone my skills. This year I joined the critique loop and through that I’ve hooked up with 5 fantastic critique partners. One of my CP’s, Nike Chillemi, and I have started a blog with fellow ACFW member David Arp. I can’t stress enough how wonderful this membership has been for me. I recommend it to all who write Christian fiction, or Christian writing of any kind.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
<span style="color: black;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"><o:p> </o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: black;">4) I understand you have a book coming out, tell me about the book. <o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> This spring I am officially launching my third novel, <i>Celtic Knot</i>. This novel was published in 2005 but released at the same time as my son was born. It never received any promotion or marketing, since my time was taken up with the baby.<br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> <i>Celtic Knot</i> is the 3<sup>rd</sup> in a related series. The story takes place in 1890 <st1:state st="on"><st1:place st="on">Colorado</st1:place></st1:state>. Secret service agent Kyle Lachapelle is working undercover on the Big L-O ranch, looking for a counterfeit ring. He’s immediately attracted to Abby Finnegan when they meet, yet he’ll be moving on when this case closes. It wouldn’t be fair to toy with her affections, especially since her heart has already been broken by the death of her beloved husband. Abby is also attracted to the handsome, rugged, gentlemanly newcomer. But he works for her family. Her father has ruled this town with an iron fist for decades and her older brother is following in his footsteps. How can she trust a man who works for the Bigelows? When Kyle learns of Abby’s connection to his counterfeiting case he’s not sure she can be trusted. Then Abby’s daughter, Milly, disappears and Abby’s best friend is murdered. Kyle and Abby must overcome their distrust to save Milly and solve the case. But can love conquer their fears?<br />
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<span style="color: black;"> <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: black;">5) What do you hope the reader takes away from your book?</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> In this novel, I tried to show God’s love vs. earthly love. Abby grew up in a loveless family. Only when she met her husband did she learn about God. After he died, she questions why the Lord allows bad things to happen if He loves us. As she struggles with faith, her best friend believes she is in love with Abby’s brother, and that he loves her in return. But things go horribly wrong with their relationship.<br />
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<span style="color: black;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> I hope readers will see the purity of God’s love and the need to have a relationship with Him first and foremost. If a reader is not yet a believer, I hope this story will either answer some questions or encourage the reader to seek answers to new questions.<br />
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<span style="color: black;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> Above all else, my goal is to write an enjoyable story. I hope readers will be left wanting to read more!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
<span style="color: black;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"><o:p> </o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: black;">6) What challenges have you had in getting your book published?</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> When I started writing, I knew nothing about getting published. I used Sally Stuart’s <i>Christian Writer’s Market Guide</i>. Everywhere I read, attending conferences was strongly suggested. Yet there weren’t any near me. I got lucky when a NH writers’ group hosted a one-day workshop/seminar with Steve Laube as keynote speaker. At that time, Steve was with Bethany House. His advice sticks with me to this day.<br />
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<span style="color: black;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> Because I felt there was little chance of attending a conference to pitch my work to an agent or editor, I chose to self-publish my books (POD). The first book was so well received it encouraged me to continue writing. I published the two follow-up novels in the same manner.<br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> ()Many people <i>pooh-pooh</i> self-published books. The company I chose, Xulon Press, designed beautiful covers for all three of my books. The books each have IBSN numbers. Xulon Press helped with getting them listed with Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and hundreds of other on-line booksellers. The drawback to self-publishing is that the author is responsible for all editing. I worked extremely hard on the copy edits and even made sure to get permission to use KJV Bible quotes. Despite all that work, there are typos, just like all books by any well-known author from the “big” traditional publishers. </span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black;"> For my next novel, a contemporary romantic suspense, I am going to go the traditional publisher route. Because the other drawback to self-publishing, even POD, is the expense. I don’t have the money to publish this one myself. But I do have a fan base eager for my next book. I hope that, along with a well-written story of course, will convince a publisher to take a chance on me. You can purchase Celtic Knot below:</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Celtic-Knot-Tammy-Doherty/dp/1597811874?ie=UTF8&tag=eddiswor-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Celtic Knot</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=eddiswor-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=1597811874" style="border: medium none ! important; margin: 0px ! important; padding: 0px ! important;" width="1" /><br />
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</span></div>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-61874433715812862562010-04-22T07:25:00.000-07:002010-04-24T15:50:07.548-07:00The Sacrifice of Thanksgiving<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx4C-RD15WZ3HYCdTS9_ULrlIGP6HtuZMUgKLItgE8bGGOBsx3A9VIrpK2A2L1riTdbi3cBn67pcehAQ400UNn2kmnGtLprBP2jmOfOKWdeIiXmQNMiXglKcJTf1VsPrd5yn045X_41bK4/s1600/Thankful.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 204px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx4C-RD15WZ3HYCdTS9_ULrlIGP6HtuZMUgKLItgE8bGGOBsx3A9VIrpK2A2L1riTdbi3cBn67pcehAQ400UNn2kmnGtLprBP2jmOfOKWdeIiXmQNMiXglKcJTf1VsPrd5yn045X_41bK4/s320/Thankful.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462969476690203394" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="City"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="country-region"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="place"></o:smarttagtype><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:allowpng/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> </div><p style="text-align: left;" class="MsoNormal">Today, I was irritated. Circumstances were not smiling upon me, and everything seemed to go wrong, causing me to start the day tired, irritable, and frustrated. It’s funny how that big problems aren’t the things that usually weigh us down. It is the little things. The things that feel like sand in our shoes.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">During my morning commute, I usually listen to the Bible on audio. It is a time that I normally enjoy, but today I didn’t want to listen to the Bible. I felt irritated and wasn’t in a spiritual mood. I felt compelled to listen anyway, so I thought, “I’ll do it. But I know I won’t get anything out of it.”</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="">I was wrong. During the course of listening, I heard Psalm 50, and I was struck by something I heard at the end of the chapter. <b><span style="">Psalm 50:14-15</span></b><span style=""><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><span style=""><span style=""> </span><sup>14</sup> Offer to God thanksgiving, And pay your vows to the Most High.<br /><span style=""> </span><sup>15</sup> Call upon Me in the day of trouble; I will deliver you, and you shall glorify Me."<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The passage is talking about how <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region> was focused on offering sacrifices to God, and the Lord asks what man can give that he doesn’t already own. The Lord spends several verses stressing that our religious acts, sacrifices, and offerings mean nothing in themselves. But then in verse 14, God tells us to offer to God thanksgiving. This is the sacrifice God desires. In fact, it is the only sacrifice that really means anything. Without a thankful heart, righteous acts and sacrifices are merely vain rituals. Keeping the law and commandments may restrain our lives, but the only action that truly touches the heart of God is an offering of thanksgiving.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style=""><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="">Ironically, this is the sacrifice that cost us the least, but carries the greatest value. Thirty-nine times the Bible uses the phrase, “give thanks,” including <b><span style="">1 Thessalonians 5:18</span></b><span style=""><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><span style=""><span style=""> </span><sup>18</sup> in everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">How many times have we asked God to show us his will? Of all the things that we imagine as the will of God, he chose to specifically direct us to give thanks – in everything. Ah, therein is the problem. That nasty little word, ‘everything’. It would be easy to thank God for my job, my house, family, possessions, health, and any number of things we consider to be a blessing, but everything?</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">I certainly didn’t feel very thankful. I began to muse on this command and think about all the things in life. Does God really want us to be thankful in what irritates us? Then I thought on an example from the Old Testament. As <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region> wandered through the desert, God sheltered them from the heat of the scorching sun, gave the light at night. He gave them streams of water in the desert, and manna from heaven. When they tired of manna, God sent quail. And this is after God broke the will of Pharaoh and freed them from 400 years of slavery. Slavery was a burden so heavy, they couldn’t bare it and cried to the Lord for deliverance.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">All the miracles and benevolence of God was laid out in their midst, and what did they do? Did they sing to God with a thankful heart? They did when God first destroyed the army pursuing them, but in a matter of days, they forgot and began to focus on the things that irritated them. Then they focused on the things they didn’t have. This people, who begged God for deliverance, actually started forming a party to return to <st1:place st="on"><st1:country-region st="on">Egypt</st1:country-region></st1:place> to go back into bondage. The things they didn’t like blinded them to God’s goodness, and blinded them to the very pain they left behind. They actually thought it would be better to be beaten by taskmasters and make bricks for no reward than to follow God. Oh, the absurdity of human nature.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The truth is that they were not thankful because they were focusing on what they didn’t have and what they didn’t like, and could not see the goodness of God right before their eyes. Their thankless hearts were blinded to the loving-kindness of God.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">As I mused, I began to realize that I struggle with the same things. Why can’t I be thankful in all things? It is because I allow the things that I don’t like to blind me to the loving-kindness of God that fills my life. Like <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region>, I find myself murmuring and questioning God. As if, I somehow know better than he does. The truth is that my role is to fulfill the will of God in my life by being thankful in all things. That means taking my eyes off what bothers me, and placing it on the Lord as I look for his hand in all things.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Since I know the Bible says that all things work together for my good within God’s purpose, and are foreordained by God to shape me into his image, I have to decide whether to walk by faith, or by sight. God declared that we are to walk by faith, and if we draw back, he has no pleasure in our lives.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">So why does God allow seemingly meaningless things to irritate me? How could something that has no apparent value and only serves as an irritant be for my good? I may never know, but after thinking about it, I found a couple of things to consider.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">One. Have you ever met someone who has had everything given to them and has only known a life of ease? I’ve known men who have scratched and clawed their way into a successful business and have become rich. Yet, their children have never experienced what it feels like to have nothing, and they expect everything. Often the second generation feels like life owes them everything. Their character is tissue thin and they become spoiled by luxury. A spoiled child looks at everything from the perspective of how it makes them feel. If they want it, they think they have a right to it. If they don’t like something, they feel violated when they don’t get their way.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">This is evident in the lives of children, but it is prevalent in our lives as well. It’s human nature. As Christians, when we are blessed by God, we’ll begin to expect God to answer every expectation unless something changes in our hearts. When I don’t get my way, my first response is to react negatively. Instead of thanking God, I murmur. There must be a conscious effort to turn my eyes off the things I don’t appreciate and focus on the love of God as I acknowledge his wisdom, and thank him for his work in my life.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">I talked about those who have never needed, but also consider those who have lacked. When someone has gone through a difficult time, they quickly recognize good and appreciate what they have been given. During the Cold War era, a Soviet ambassador came to <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">America</st1:place></st1:country-region> and was given a tour of the sites we consider part of our national pride. Nothing impressed her until she walked into a grocery store. The woman broke down in tears when she saw the full shelves, wide selections, and people shopping and taking whatever they wanted. When is the last time you walked in a grocery store and felt moved by all that we have available to us? It has been such a common blessing that it never crosses our minds.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Two. The things we don’t like can force us to look for what is good. In many ways, it is a test of our faithfulness. Let’s go back to our example of <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region>. After God showed his mighty works and promised the people that they would inherit the land promised to Abraham, he sent twelve spies into the land. God told them they would find a fruitful land, flowing with milk and honey. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The twelve men returned and declared that the land was exactly as God had promised it, but the people there were too strong and the challenges too great. They turned back from the promise of God because they couldn’t accept the test of their faith. Their faith was overthrown by giants in the land, but we are overthrown by gnats buzzing around our heads. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style=""><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="">Every Christian struggles with this to one degree or another, but I am trying to learn from the example of <b><span style="">Numbers 14:27-29</span></b><span style=""><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><span style=""><span style=""> </span><sup>27</sup> "How long <i>shall I bear with </i>this evil congregation who complain against Me? I have heard the complaints which the children of <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region> make against Me.<br /><span style=""> </span><sup>28</sup> "Say to them, 'As I live,' says the LORD, 'just as you have spoken in My hearing, so I will do to you:<br /><span style=""> </span><sup>29</sup> 'The carcasses of you who have complained against Me shall fall in this wilderness, all of you who were numbered, according to your entire number, from twenty years old and above.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Fortunately, we don’t face the danger of dying in a literal desert, yet many Christians are dying in a desert of a fruitless Christian life. We dry up and die inside because we can’t see the blessings of the Lord and his perfect plan in our lives. The only thing we notice is what causes us to complain, and since our lives are foreordained by the Lord (Romans 8:28-30), our complaint is against him.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">God will allow things that bother me to irritate me in order to see if I trust him and will do his will – offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving in all things. So, through Psalm 50 I realized that I was falling into the same trap that has plagued humanity from the beginning. Before me was a choice – give thanks and choose to lift up a thankful heart to the Lord so I can walk in his promises, or toss my own irritable human nature in his face, and complain about the handful of things that aren’t going my way. As real as my problems may seem to be, they are still filtered through the hand of God.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">I found what I already knew to be true. When I began to thank him, the buzzing gnats grew faint and had no power to irritate me. Song of Solomon says to catch the little foxes that spoil the vines and rob from us the tender grapes. That is a murmuring spirit. Like a fox that steals the fruit, murmuring steals the joy of salvation and the blessings of the Lord. A fruitful life cannot coexist with a murmuring spirit.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style=""><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="">The command to have a thankful heart is a price that will cost you nothing, but gain everything. I say nothing, but that’s because I consider pity parties as nothing. All God is asking me to do is give up what darkens my soul and lift my eyes to the light of his loving-kindness. Understanding this adds new meaning to <b><span style="">Psalm 36:7-9</span></b><span style=""><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in;"><span style=""><span style=""> </span><sup>7</sup> How precious <i>is </i>Your lovingkindness, O God! Therefore the children of men put their trust under the shadow of Your wings.<br /><span style=""> </span><sup>8</sup> They are abundantly satisfied with the fullness of Your house, And You give them drink from the river of Your pleasures.<br /><span style=""> </span><sup>9</sup> For with You <i>is </i>the fountain of life; In Your light we see light<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The light that opens our eyes comes when we trust in the Lord and submit ourselves under the shadow of his wings. A place, by the way, where distrust and unthankfulness aren’t welcomed. I’m reminded of the words of Jesus as he wept over <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Jerusalem</st1:place></st1:city>. He said, “How I longed to gather you under my wings as a hen gathers her chicks, but you would not come.” </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">I realized that I must heed the same voice, or refuse the shelter and promises of God. He calls for me to come with a thankful heart, drink and be refreshed from his river, and be satisfied with his abundance. Why then should I cling to the things that rob me of this pleasure? What an amazing God we serve. He asks me to sacrifice my murmuring attitude and replace it with thankfulness. A thankful heart itself changes my life, but it doesn’t end there. As I thank him, the Lord draws me to the river of his pleasures – the place where blessings and promises flow directly from his throne.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Eddie Snipes<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-30813975894098473982010-04-22T01:38:00.000-07:002010-04-22T01:39:57.565-07:00Statements to Ponder<div style="font-family: times new roman;"> <div> <p><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" > 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to</span></span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);"> </span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >immediately clear your computer history if you die.</span></span></p></div></div> <div style="font-family: times new roman;"> <p><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p></div> <div style="font-family: times new roman;"> <p><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" > 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when</span></span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);"> </span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >you realize you're wrong.<br /><br />3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap</span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:blue;" ><span style=";color:blue;" > </span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >when I was younger.<br /><br />4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.<br /><br />5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?<br /><br />6. Was learning cursive really necessary?<br /><br />7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm</span></span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);"> </span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.<br /><br />8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you</span></span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);"> </span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >how the</span></span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);"> </span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >person died.<br /><br />9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of</span></span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);"> </span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >tired.<br /><br />10. Bad decisions make good stories.<br /><br />11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a</span></span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);"> </span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.<br /><br />12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...AGAIN.<br /><br />13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.<br /><br />14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - EVER.<br /><br />15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello</span></span><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);">?</span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?<br /><br />16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.<br /><br />17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.<br /><br />18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.<br /><br />19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.<br /><br />20. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.<br /><br />21. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.<br /><br />22. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.<br /><br />23. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.<br /><br />24. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?<br /><br />25. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!<br /><br />26. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.<br /><br />27. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?<br /><br />28. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure</span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:blue;" ><span style=";color:blue;" > </span></span><span style=";font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";color:black;" >you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.<br /><br />29. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.<br /><br />30. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.<br /><br />31. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!</span></span></p></div>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-7358611380369797622010-04-17T06:19:00.000-07:002010-04-17T06:19:00.662-07:00Three Things - A questionaire<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz5KITebalPDTKFOLjBkoS5KQaUq9QdFDM0vcEth1n8eCsiM0qfjxB5Y_jNtvj5cya1D1mmFJNKh3yfi09QS-1onxKYy8qVXVXsRwozGdXnTJ-T4v0cjfHVpDhosEaxbd8NQhGGUbZTYBR/s1600/mff-pnutbutterjellytime.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz5KITebalPDTKFOLjBkoS5KQaUq9QdFDM0vcEth1n8eCsiM0qfjxB5Y_jNtvj5cya1D1mmFJNKh3yfi09QS-1onxKYy8qVXVXsRwozGdXnTJ-T4v0cjfHVpDhosEaxbd8NQhGGUbZTYBR/s320/mff-pnutbutterjellytime.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460081742927372594" border="0" /></a><br />Here is an interesting questionnaire someone sent me a while back.<br /><br />-1- Three Names I go by:<br />1. Eddie<br />2. Ed<br />3. George Edward (Only my mother calls me this)<br /><br /><br />-2- Three Jobs I have had in my life:<br />1. Burger flipper<br />2. Computer Technician<br />3. Manager<br /><br />-3- Three Places I have lived:<br />1. America<br />2. Germany<br />3. Panama<br /><br />-4- Three TV Shows that I watch:<br />1. Forensic shows (the real kind)<br />2. Sports<br />3. A blank TV screen<br /><br />-5- Three places I have been:<br />1. Disney World and Land<br />2. Paris<br />3. Crazy<br /><br />-6- People that e-mail me regularly:<br />1. Dozens of people through my website<br />2. Hundreds of people at work<br />3. Thousands of spammers<br /><br />-7- Three of my favorite foods:<br />1. Chocolate<br />2. Collards and Cornbread<br />3. Beef vegetable soup (My wife makes the best in the world!)<br /><br /><br />-8- Three things I would like to do:<br />1. Survive parenthood<br />2. Move to the country<br />3. Tap dance on oatmeal and recite Shakespeare<br /><br />-9- Things I am looking forward to:<br />1. Getting home everyday<br />2. Moving out of a neighborhood<br />3. Eternity<br /><br />-10- Foods I won't eat:<br />1. Raw Onions - they are pure evil.<br />2. Potato salad - it is impure evil<br />3. Sushi - it is a foreboding evil.<br /><br />-11- Things I notice first about people:<br />1. Smile<br />2. Eyes<br />3. Attitude<br /><br />-12- Things I love to do in the summer:<br />1. Garden<br />2. Eating what came out of the garden<br />3. Watching thunderstorms at night<br /><br />-13- Things I hate to do in the summer:<br />1. Cut grass - I don't really hate it unless the lawnmower is having problems<br />2. Dealing with Mosquitoes<br />3. Killing fire ants. Actually I love killing them, I just hate having them in the yard.<br /><br />-14- Things I wish I did better:<br />1. I wish I could speak slower (My wife just corrected me to say, "It should be 'more slowly.'" Not really, but I know she was thinking it.)<br />2. I wish I had a good memory. Even so, I have never forgot anything important....at least not that I can remember.<br />3. Be a better father and husband.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Post 'Three Things' and link your blog in the comments.</span>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-5276973617944198102010-04-14T05:12:00.000-07:002010-04-14T12:52:20.293-07:00The Joy of Tax Season!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim3yFuHG1_2aHy0LYS1LkNDlk2WqPQXNLPh0gkOb7YpV6DEpFgKSoL5Xs6O7fJ7Qto5qMFqHhoyt-QfdjPIl4nf5iBpTETgnI4fm5QrdSF1qLUOlflurmaFwZb0uFqnWFPOyHk_U3em7p-/s1600-h/Frustration.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim3yFuHG1_2aHy0LYS1LkNDlk2WqPQXNLPh0gkOb7YpV6DEpFgKSoL5Xs6O7fJ7Qto5qMFqHhoyt-QfdjPIl4nf5iBpTETgnI4fm5QrdSF1qLUOlflurmaFwZb0uFqnWFPOyHk_U3em7p-/s320/Frustration.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437063488974161106" border="0" /></a><br /><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; 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Saying this to Uncle Sam is like saying, “It’s deer season” to a hunter. Government officials are loading up while IRS agents point out the big game. Uncle Sam is so excited, he’s already spent what he’ll bag this year. And next year. And the next. I could go on, but you’ll bore if I list how many years Sam has already hocked. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">Each election season, our Uncle may change his appearance, but he’s been remarkably consistent in presenting his smiling face as he gives a warm hug, and pats his people on the wallet. A few years ago, one of our Uncles inspired us with a sacrifice of giving seventy-dollars to charity. Another year, his first lady declared her used underwear as a contribution, and wrote it off her taxes. Now that’s inspiration! What more could our leaders do to show their intimate care of the American people, than to share their undies with the less fortunate?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">I have a limited amount of undies, but I’ve taken my fingers, forced the corners of my mouth into a smile, and finalize my contributions. Generosity is such a part of my nature, my Uncle has taken liberty to pull contributions directly from my paycheck. I didn’t even have to volunteer! Sometimes, when he is pleased, he gives some of it back. Some are opposed to this, and call it ‘giving to the rich’, but I don’t mind.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">Once, I almost lost the joy of contributing. Shortly after marriage, my taxes became complicated. Today, I pondered the fond memories of my first tax season of Married Filing Jointly. Looking at the forms, I had to choose between 1040EZ, 1040 E=MC2, 1040 Egyptian-Hieroglyphic, 1040 Mayan-2012 edition, or one of the other options. I thought the EZ sounded promising until I read the instructions. It had three lines: <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">1-How much did you earn?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">2-How much have you contributed?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">3-Subtract line A from line B. This is the amount owed.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;"><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">I was feeling confused until I saw the Tax information hotline. I pressed buttons until I heard, “Press 8 to speak to a friendly representative.” I poked the key and waited patiently for three and a half hours. I was so excited about contributing my fair share my wait only seemed like minutes. Many minutes. A woman answered – at least I think it was a woman – and said, “You may now ask your irrelevant question. Please.”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">When I explained my need, she said in a friendly sigh, “I need to ask you a few hundred questions. Grab all your personal and financial information and we’ll begin.”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">I pulled the drawers from my filing cabinet. “Okay. I think I’m ready.”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">“That’s what they all say.” I could hear the smile in her voice. “Do you or have you ever owned a home, trailer, car, luxury yacht, dollhouse, any other material or non-material property, and if so, have you ever market assessed its depreciation, appreciation, deflectuation, had monetarily valuation of the circumference of the said material, non-material, intellectual, or abstraction within the last –.”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">I hung up. She was right, I was too stupid to talk to her. I decided to go with the 1040A. It was the first letter of the alphabet, and it only had 7500 lines. It started simple enough, but as I continued, I felt like I was wading into deeper waters. It was ankle deep, waist deep, and then I dropped in over my head.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">The problem started when I reached line 2000. The form said, “If totals from line 976 is greater than the total of 421a, but less than 421j, or is less than the total of line 1023, but greater than the total of 421m while not exceeding the combination of lines 85, 130, and 587z while remaining greater than the totals of lines 901, 935a, and 950az, enter that amount here.” <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">I was beginning to get frustrated. I stepped off the ledge and was now swimming in the sea of stupidity. It was so simple. Why didn’t I get it? I tried again. After all, how hard can it be to add and subtract simple numbers? I walked through the instructions, and felt the pressure building in my head. I breathed deeply. “Okay, calm down, and let’s start again from the beginning.” As an added precaution, I wrapped masking tape around my head to keep it from blowing under the pressure. I began again, and again, and again. Then it happened. There was a blinding light and I started shredding forms and gnashing paper.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">My wife eased the door open to see the cause of the commotion. I looked up and our eyes met. I looked down at the pieces of paper that once represented my patriotic dreams, and looked up again. I saw her eyes fixed on my forehead and I remembered the tape wrapped around my noggin. I spit out a wad of 1040A and said, “I can explain.” As I picked tape from my hair, the words wouldn’t come. The only words I could think of were, “I need help.” My wife nodded and closed the door.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="color: black;">I swallowed my pride and began my quest for answers. I found something called Turbo Tax, and for the last fifteen years, it has translated my crude language into something the government can understand. I have no idea what it does, but I put in a few answers and it spits out a return. Unless we adopt the Fair Tax, I don’t think anyone will ever understand our tax system. This software is the closest thing in existence. I haven’t eaten a single tax document in fifteen years!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black;">Now I’m looking for software to help bridge the gap between women and men. If someone from Intuit reads this, can you start working on a product called Turbo-Spouse? It would be nice to answer a few questions and know exactly what my wife wants, and then be able to answer in a language she can understand. </span><strong><em>Eddie Snipes<br /></em></strong>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-88104658303104806192010-04-07T02:10:00.000-07:002010-04-07T02:10:00.449-07:00Yet, Even More Modern Proverbs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjKs0oxpA15L8uzKllLGHSGkHUbQU-RlTmp6RmYO5_gZREjyeBZl7iheA-letsoYvCV9e4N3rEeHsWrudSGxaVZCqniUdA_WvCmfXLLIE7RcmKH9PIKSVEtEiGiS1fNW4BatxfqNwylKg1/s1600/ChurchSign3.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 297px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjKs0oxpA15L8uzKllLGHSGkHUbQU-RlTmp6RmYO5_gZREjyeBZl7iheA-letsoYvCV9e4N3rEeHsWrudSGxaVZCqniUdA_WvCmfXLLIE7RcmKH9PIKSVEtEiGiS1fNW4BatxfqNwylKg1/s320/ChurchSign3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455204202721902418" border="0" /></a><br />01. Trust everybody ... then cut the cards.<br /><br />02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.<br /><br />03. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.<br /><br />04. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.<br /><br />05. A lways remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.<br /><br />06. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.<br /><br />07. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.<br /><br />08. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.<br /><br />09. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.<br /><br />10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat all day long.<br /><br />11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.<br /><br />12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said.<br /><br />13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.<br /><br />14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.<br /><br />15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.<br /><br />16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.<br /><br />17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.<br /><br />18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.<br /><br />19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.<br /><br />20. Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.<br /><br />21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.<br /><br />22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-58559768077615795752010-04-05T02:02:00.000-07:002010-04-05T02:02:00.090-07:00Even More Modern Proverbs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigzDxBtbBfweqUcNI_8ppH11CwxLC1jzyzy8B_FNgv1sP-ihwqKfUvC4BOOBlf5iVsAKfQxqzQmEnfdQjgbRxEqY-g23mt5SleHIbRp1R0K7WfVAgwGs5wcAN1IXGWkc7EZ-1FRQM5eQv3/s1600/h-to-o.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigzDxBtbBfweqUcNI_8ppH11CwxLC1jzyzy8B_FNgv1sP-ihwqKfUvC4BOOBlf5iVsAKfQxqzQmEnfdQjgbRxEqY-g23mt5SleHIbRp1R0K7WfVAgwGs5wcAN1IXGWkc7EZ-1FRQM5eQv3/s320/h-to-o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455202172337923842" border="0" /></a><br />1. A day without sunshine is like night.<br /><br />2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br /><br />3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.<br /><br />4. 99 percent of Politicians give the rest a bad name.<br /><br />5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.<br /><br />6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<br /><br />7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.<br /><br />8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.<br /><br />9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.<br /><br />10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<br /><br />11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.<br /><br />12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.<br /><br />13.. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.<br /><br />14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?<br /><br />15. When everything is coming your way, you're driving on the wrong side of the road.<br /><br />16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.<br /><br />17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?<br /><br />18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.<br /><br />19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?<br /><br />20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?<br /><br />21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"<br /><br />22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.<br /><br />23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<br /><br />24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you take on today, might burn your behind tomorrow.Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-17529790259351686932010-04-04T09:29:00.000-07:002010-04-05T09:30:51.714-07:00Honk if you love Sunrise Services<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju9nIV-QF0nRICd9Sq0bOXpTPOLdaDgYrQ7Aqw5GqMcIwUlvGJgNPqTzQtOg2vADIPDKHMWuHmlZmcBdFnomJwvU8DMdK0eITjf8Q85_X4oKbz6UZisQNyKqel-EGFuyyC0hXY3M3syjXF/s1600-h/chocolate+eggs.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju9nIV-QF0nRICd9Sq0bOXpTPOLdaDgYrQ7Aqw5GqMcIwUlvGJgNPqTzQtOg2vADIPDKHMWuHmlZmcBdFnomJwvU8DMdK0eITjf8Q85_X4oKbz6UZisQNyKqel-EGFuyyC0hXY3M3syjXF/s320/chocolate+eggs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449662856107425970" border="0" /></a><br /><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="City"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="place"></o:smarttagtype><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="">It was Easter morning. My mother flicked on the light in my room and shook me awake. I tried to bully the sleep from my eyes with my fists, but when I saw the dark purple sky outside,<span style=""> </span>I pulled the covers over my head and rolled over. My snoozing was snatched away when my mother returned, pulled off the covers, and forced me into action.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">I was seven years old, and my sister was eight. We dragged ourselves to the car, grumbling about being tired. <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Sunrise</st1:place></st1:city> Easter service was not as exciting as catching a few more winks of sleep. How could we sing praises to the Lord with a merry heart, when we didn’t even have the energy to sit up? My mother relented, tossed a couple of blankets into the car, and we were off to church.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">A piano, pulpit, and the choir gathered behind the church on a precipice that overlooked a pasture. As the service progressed, the sun rose over rolling hills, providing worshipers with a picturesque view behind the preacher.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">My mother placed us in the front and back seats as she draped blankets over our lifeless bodies, then joined the choir. There must have been something magical in the way the piano played, for once the music hit our ears, our weary bodies were resurrected with new life. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">I’m sure my sister started it. She might tell you otherwise, but don’t believe her. I was watching the service and soaking in the music, when she attacked me. I had no choice but to defend myself. We were locked in mortal combat when my sister tumbled backwards and sat on the horn. It was loud and long. We looked to see if anyone noticed. The windows were now fogged up, so we assumed that if we couldn’t see out, they couldn’t see in. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">I dove to the back seat, and my sister followed. We then dove to the front seat. My sister fell against the horn again. Another long blare. I fought to regain control of the battle, and grabbed the only thing within my grasp. It wasn’t the horn. It was the steering wheel. However, as I pulled myself up, my elbow hit the horn and it blasted the congregation again. But that was my sister’s fault, because she was pushing down on me. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">We continued to leap back and forth like two squirrels fighting for territory. At last count, we had made twenty-five leaps across the seats, and only four horn blares. Three for her, but only one for me. All things considered, that was a pretty good percentage. Have you ever tried hand-to-hand combat in a cramped car without hitting the horn?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">My mother and father weren’t happy. After arriving home, my sister and I weren’t happy. For some reason, my mother wasn’t impressed with the fact that only one horn honk was the result of physical contact with my body. She describes the scene as a car, rocking violently with an occasional blasting of the horn. Like my sister and I, she was also grateful that the windows were fogged up so no one could identify the children inside. Unfortunately, everyone watched my parents climb into the car. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">This was the day I discovered that car horns were distractions to outdoor services, and that my parents do not enjoy being humiliated in front of the church. When the Easter Bunny came to deliver our baskets, my dad shot him and my mother buried his corpse in the back yard – along with the treats he’d brought for good boys and girls.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;">Few churches conduct sunrise services these days, but if they do, and you are disposed to go, do not leave weary children in the car. If you do, be sure to disconnect the battery or disable the horn. Have a happy Easter!</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in;"><br /></p>Eddie SnipesEddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-64666662665071116022010-04-03T02:59:00.000-07:002010-04-03T02:59:00.751-07:00More Modern Proverbs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheEq-FkQ8m1poOZpcFm3zDhhieGLzjF0EfDirR-T1gTO7WPL9LQFhb_DC6EXf0v9O53I9g4P1nRDpxNQPfTVJ14Ui40Ef_TNH2xQbXjs3_fBqh-XInhaaaLs6Oy78dn2skENAX_Cs5ADU8/s1600/intelligent-design-funny-cartoon.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheEq-FkQ8m1poOZpcFm3zDhhieGLzjF0EfDirR-T1gTO7WPL9LQFhb_DC6EXf0v9O53I9g4P1nRDpxNQPfTVJ14Ui40Ef_TNH2xQbXjs3_fBqh-XInhaaaLs6Oy78dn2skENAX_Cs5ADU8/s320/intelligent-design-funny-cartoon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455199952754891810" border="0" /></a><br />1. It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes.<br /><br />2. Wise men listen to wise counsel. Fools won't take it.<br /><br />3. Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.<br /><br />4. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.<br /><br />5. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.<br /><br />6. I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.<br /><br />7. You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.<br /><br />8. Patience will come to those who wait for it.<br /><br />9. Incoming fire has the right of way.<br /><br />10. Nothing is as easy as it looks.<br /><br />11. Everything is easy if you know how to do it.<br /><br />12. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.<br /><br />13. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.<br /><br />14. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.<br /><br />15. Every solution breeds new problems.<br /><br />16. If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.<br /><br />17. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.<br /><br />18. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.<br /><br />19. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.<br /><br />20. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.<br /><br />21. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.<br /><br />22. Everything takes longer than you think.Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-51066325246052427362010-04-01T08:52:00.000-07:002010-04-01T08:58:52.281-07:00Modern Proverbs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuXR-zu75QEUbP5x1IVP0mVN9ljzIcueNVPiBwKc5T3JXVpzIdSAFG1Cp0KQR8ygI2DoVkj0XBT0vFAz7RiA2yXkkpi0Ofjq65lEsZuNfwHPP54UnVPHsZkcwR2p2FjiV4jUTz6pB7_9wU/s1600/dunce-cap.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuXR-zu75QEUbP5x1IVP0mVN9ljzIcueNVPiBwKc5T3JXVpzIdSAFG1Cp0KQR8ygI2DoVkj0XBT0vFAz7RiA2yXkkpi0Ofjq65lEsZuNfwHPP54UnVPHsZkcwR2p2FjiV4jUTz6pB7_9wU/s320/dunce-cap.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455199047781435282" border="0" /></a><br />1. War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.<br /><br />2. A man who lives in glass house should change clothes in the basement.<br /><br />3. A man who scratches his feet should not bite his fingernails.<br /><br />4. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.<br /><br />5. You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.<br /><br />6. A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.<br /><br />7. Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.<br /><br />8. Whining is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.<br /><br />9. There are no short cuts to any place worth going.<br /><br />10. A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.<br /><br />11. A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.<br /><br />12. He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.<br /><br />13. Education makes a graduate, but mistakes make you an expert.<br /><br />14. It is never too late to be what you might have been.<br /><br />15. If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.<br /><br />16. You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.<br /><br />17. If you rescue a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.<br /><br />18. In golf, as in life, it is the follow through that makes the difference.<br /><br />19. The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.<br /><br />20. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.<br /><br />21. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-89196113299584335632010-04-01T08:19:00.000-07:002010-04-01T09:24:20.407-07:00Evidence for the Resurrection of Christ<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgJEeUHikK4hzNl7dqflEI4unXAFYlc1XK0IzYmtFPbANmnfqHGW0YNRSEBAdj16PZp8dSxcJkoRfP8DQlS7fKG9PtDNkzXaSQgLaxRoXVBPkYrrAQENoI4JbGWOY533FMk4ME8OfCji0/s1600/TombStone2.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 174px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgJEeUHikK4hzNl7dqflEI4unXAFYlc1XK0IzYmtFPbANmnfqHGW0YNRSEBAdj16PZp8dSxcJkoRfP8DQlS7fKG9PtDNkzXaSQgLaxRoXVBPkYrrAQENoI4JbGWOY533FMk4ME8OfCji0/s1600/TombStone2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />It is frequently argued that there is no evidence outside the Bible to verify the Bible’s claims. Thank God this is far from true; history, archaeology and science are filled with irrefutable proofs that validate the scriptures. In this study we will look at historical accounts that are widely accepted as credible by both biblical scholars and secular historians.<br />To view this three part study, visit <a href="http://exchangedlifediscipleship.blogspot.com/">http://exchangedlifediscipleship.blogspot.com/</a>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3230680756353025812.post-39323353764389609602010-03-26T12:33:00.000-07:002010-03-26T12:39:50.541-07:00The Unpardonable Sin<p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Over the years, I’ve gotten many questions about the unpardonable sin, and like most Christians, I have wrestled with this subject in my own studies. A question I recently was asked echoes the struggles and anxieties of many who wonder if they, too, could commit the unpardonable sin.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style="">Question: </b>I fear I may have committed the unpardonable sin of Matthew 12 in my thoughts. I try hard not to think blasphemous thoughts, but I can’t seem to fight them off. I just had the worst blasphemous thought, and I feel I have consciously sinned against the Holy Spirit. I feel like I’m going crazy trying to keep from thinking these thoughts, and I fear that I have gone to the point where I cannot be forgiven.</span><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;">I have written a lengthy study on this topic, and you can read it on my <a href="http://exchangedlifediscipleship.blogspot.com/2010/03/unpardonable-sin.html">Exchanged Life Discipleship blog by clicking here.</a><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="times new roman"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p>Eddie Snipeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06722262848938541977noreply@blogger.com1