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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Funny and odd newspaper headlines

1. Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

2. Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

3. Child's stool great for use in garden

4. Cold wave linked to temperatures

5. Dealers will hear car talk at noon

6. Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

7. Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

8. Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

9. Eye drops off shelf

10. Farmer Bill Dies in House

11. Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

12. House passes gas tax onto senate

13. If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while

14. Iraqi head seeks arms

15. Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

16. Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

17. Man is fatally slain

18. Milk drinkers are turning to powder

19. Miners refuse to work after death

20. Never withhold herpes from loved one

21. Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

22. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

23. Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

24. Queen Mary having bottom scraped

25. Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

26. Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

27. Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

28. Squad helps dog bite victim

29. Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan

30. Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

31. Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

32. War dims hope for peace

33. William Kelly was fed secretary

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2 comments:

  1. These are so funny. Thanks for sharing!

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